HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,

BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.

I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,

I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -

THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE.

BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION

WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING

IN ANTICIPATION,

THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK

BECAME INFATUATION.

SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN,

FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR.

AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE

FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING

SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,

'TILL ALL OF A SUDDEN

I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING

FLOATING INTO THE SKY

WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING

AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT I MANAGED TO YELL

AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES

HAPPY EATING TO ALL,

PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,

MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP;

MAY YOUR POTATOES AND GRAVY

HAVE NARY A LUMP.

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,

MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE -

MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER

STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Lynn & Shelly