At a certain age, everyone will understand this poor guy as he explains his dilemma:
"I thought about the 30 year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a Blackberry that played music, took videos, pictures and communicated with Facebook and Twitter.
I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, 13 grandkids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern way. I figured I could handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140 characters of space.
I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused but I never remember to take them in with me.